Recent viewings

The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines. The previous installment in this series of TV movies was ineptly amusing. This one's just inept. Why are there Dead Sea Scrolls, produced in the first century AD, in King Solomon's super-secret treasure hoard from circa 1000 BC? How do two men on horseback survive a three-story plunge into five-foot-deep water? (And how do they avoid being sued by the makers of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?)

Bah. Who cares.