O Happy Day!

Your Humble Scribe has been gifted! A Vacuum Wine Saver, from Pablo!

Fortunately, Pablo is familiar with my unpleasant personality and, after briefly snatching it back and trying to stuff it into a paper bag, has apparently forgiven my immediate response that "Huh. Wine savers are for wimps who can't finish the whole bottle." Because he's a generous and forgiving person, he'll still let me watch Firefly. Right?... Right?....