Yuck.

Not a "wonderful thing" at all, but noteworthy anyway. I had my first experience dealing with an internet masturbator earlier this evening. A kid, apparently from one of the local high schools. Another library user reported seeing him "wackin' off", so after locating him and verifying his odd behavior, we had the campus public-safety officers come talk to him and escort him out of the building.

Now, who gets to disinfect the keyboard?