W Ketchup?

Recently advertised in the pages of the magazine my brother refers to as the Weekly Republican: W Ketchup. Hey, with a handful of French -- er, freedom fries -- that makes two servings of fresh vegetables! (See here and here.)

Now... what about those unpatriotic traitors who are still eating the enemy's mustard?

But perhaps the bottle's label says more than its hucksters think it does. Look closely at the bottle. Don't the "colonial soldiers" look just a tad, er, menacing? And George Washington doesn't just look traditionally grumpy -- he actually appears to be blushing in shame at this latest indignity.