Y-town makes the news, sort of.

Joseph Sobran comments on a week spent back in his hometown: Et tu, Y.?

Meanwhile, the local police attract unwanted media attention by getting themselves caught on video conducting warrantless searches of citizen's homes. The fruits of their search: a stash of porn, some kinky sex-toys, and a secondhand strippers' pole apparently salvaged from the dumpster outside a local strip club. Aren't you glad that we got rid of that annoying Constitution thingie so that we could be protected against secondhand strippers' poles in people's basements?

Aren't you, citizen?