Friday, May 14, 2004

I have found the perfect woman for Carlos.

She's smart, exotically attractive, and has a sarcastic sense of humor. She's a Christian and a conservative thinker with an intellectually active professional job. She's single, and she lives within a reasonable driving distance, just across the Red River in Oklahoma. (Hey, that IS a reasonable driving distance by Texas standards!)

Unfortunately, like most such women, she's fictional.

1 comment:

Felix said...

Carlos @ 10:25PM | 2004-05-14| permalink

Don't get my hopes up like that! You're right, though, a seven hour drive is no big deal out here. It'd be worth it.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&un=m&2tabval=address&cl=EN&ct=NA&1tabval=address&1y=US&1a=&1c=plainview&1s=tx&1z=79072&1ah=&2y=US&2a=&2c=tulsa+&2s=ok&2z=&2ah=&idx=0&id=40a54910-00184-0292a-cdbcf372&aid=40a54910-00185-0292a-cdbcf372

On the opposite side of the political fence, here's a left-wing comic strip babe.

http://www.sorethumbsonline.com/d/20040308.html

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