So, I guess that makes me a pimp?

"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books. That's rubbish, of course, but it does wonders for the image of librarians."

-- United Kingdom columnist Guy Browning on how to use a library, The Guardian, October 18.

Where's my leopardskin hat and purple velvet suit?