The world turned upside down

I've discovered further proof of the total chaos into which the world of American politics has fallen since 2001. In this column, published in the December 6, 2002 issue of the Texas Observer, Molly Ivins, the reigning doyenne of Texas liberalism (and yes, Virginia, there is such a thing), she of the perky smile and the razor-edged pen, actually said Nice Things about hardcore right-wingers such as Barry Goldwater, William Safire, and longtime Texas nemeses Dick Armey and Ron Paul. (Well, to be fair, she has been known to grudgingly acknowledge that Armey is at least more consistent than some other politicians. But only to call him consistently "mean".)

The uniting factor? Opposition to what Ms. Ivins rightfully calls "Total Information Creepiness", the same issue that has brought together habitual opponents like the National Rifle Association, the American Civil Liberties Union, et al.

More of Miss Molly's words of wit-n-wisdom can be found here. She's one of the few people who really understands the weird & wacky world of Texas politics. Too bad she's such a habitual lefty.

Miss Molly on Texas redistricting circa 1971:

In the process of screwing all the Speaker's enemies, the redistricters inadvertently screwed a few of his friends as well, one of whom was Rep. Bill Finck, a cigar manufacturer from San Antonio. Brother Finck rose to protest the butchering of his district. "Lookahere, Dell-win," he began plaintively. "Look at what y'all have done to my dis-strict. You have drawn a great big, ol' ball at the one end, then it runs in a little-bitty ol' strip for 300 miles, and then there's a great big ol' ball at the other end. The damn thing looks like a pair of dumbbells." Finck's voice rose in pain. "Now the courts say the districts have to be com-pact and con-tiguous. Is this your idea a com-pact and con-tiguous?".

Dell-win pondered deeply at the front mike. At last he replied, "Whale, in a artistic sense, it is...."